| How did you hear about SODMG.com | My uncle has a Soulja Console |
| Nickname | Bjuicey |
| Age | 27 |
| City | Quahog, New Jersey |
| Tell us about yourself | I'm a stereotypical blue-collar worker who frequently gets drunk with my neighbors and friends Cleveland Brown, Joe Swanson and Glenn Quagmire at "The Drunken Clam," Quahog's local tavern. |
| Hobbies what do you do for fun? | masturbation |
| Do you work? | No |